New Editions

OK, so the two new kittens have arrived. The kids are happy. The new kittens are litter mates. One has a perfect tail (difficult to find in Thailand) while the other one has a stubby, crooked tail as do most other cats in this country.

Mali named stubby tail "Tiger" because she misses the old Tiger. Douglas Pai named the other kitten "Hero" as he is still on the path to becoming a superhero himself. I probably would have chosen different names, but what can I say, when I was 7 or 8 I named our new kitten "Hercules." Herc was with us for about 20 years!



Phum Phuey, our Dog, Senior Pet and the Ponderosa's Director of Homeland Security has not yet commented publicly, but in private she is expressing "grave concerns" over this new arrangement's impact on household peace and stability.

In past interviews, Phuey has frequently mentioned the need to close the border of the Ponderosa to any new immigrants citing concerns over allowing potential terrorist animals into the compound, spread of fleas, ticks and other parasites, and the general the lack of resources to maintain additional pets at the Ponderosa. She is noted to be particularly concerned about any potential re-allocation of pet food rations, stating that such re-allocations would be greatly inconvenient to Mom and Dad, but denies being concerned about her own rations.

Phuey is well known to be particularly scornful of cats, stating that "they smell funny, they make no attempt to learn our language and they can't be trusted - they just don't belong here."

Mom is quoted as saying she is looking forward to the kittens beginning their mousing duties in the coffee bean storage room outside the house. She has already issued preemptive warnings about scratching up furniture, bringing in fleas or peeing anywhere other than designated areas. She hopes the new kittens will keep the kids gainfully occupied for a while.

Dad has already put both kittens on probation for disconnecting the modem line to his computer, absconding with a sock, holding relay races up to the top of the screen door using their nails for traction and for dipping into his yogurt cup when he wasn't looking and then trying to deny it, although the evidence was all over their faces.

So far, the two new kittens have not shown any concern about their tenuous status at the Ponderosa.

When asked how they felt they were fitting in, Tiger - who now appears to be the spokescat for the two, said "yeah - whatever."

MORE RAIN

OK, so it has been a long time. We have been busy. Really busy. It rains every day. Mom is roasting all the time and I have work piled up to my ears. The kids are getting bigger and learning all sorts of ways to circumvent parental authority in favor of childhood anarchy.

Doug stapled his fingers together a couple of days ago, just to see what would happen.

I don't think he will do it again any time soon.

Tiger, our cat, did not really have nine lives after all. He got hit by a car, coughed up blood and tried to catch his breath for about an hour and failed. Kids haven't figured out he is really gone yet, but we will probably have a sit down with them the next day or two.

He was a good cat and we will miss him. He let the kids drag him around by the tail, a leg or an ear, whatever was handy to grab onto. He seemed to enjoy it. You could tied him up in knots and hand him upside down and he would just purr and look at you with sleepy eyes.

We won't be without a cat for long as Tiger actually had a job, a real purpose. He was a mouser for the coffee storage area. He was very good at it. A very important job in the rainy season. The lot our house on is elevated and we have empty lots all around us that are pretty much swamp this time of year. That means the denizens of these lots are all looking for a dry place to hang out from June to November and our house and yard are it. We get many surprise visitors. Remind me later to tell you about the 7 foot rat snake that came last year and was mistaken for a cobra. Poor snake.

Anyway - looks like we will be picking up one or two kittens this weekend. Same mother as Tiger.

R.I.P. Tiger

Our friend Marie is visiting from Germany. She has brought a photo and love notes from her nephew Max (age 6?) to give to Mali. Mali is playing it cool and not committing herself at this point. I figure she should wait another few years until she starts thinking about boys - until maybe she is 25 or so.

Lots of fun with bureaucracy this week of both the Thai and the US variety. Took the kids in to get passports. They will each have two passports - one for each country. The US Consulate visit for the US passports did not take all that long, but you had to get forms in advance and have a lot of supporting documents, proof of this and that and translations. The Thai version was chaos, long lines everywhere - but all things considered it went pretty smooth. They did not ask for that much documentation and they didn't seem interested in checking it closely.

After practicing four or five times, Mali actually signed her Thai passport. Doug couldn't be bothered, so he was fingerprinted.

Both stops done on the same day. The same LONG day.


CAREER UPDATES:

This week Mali wants to be a nurse - primarily because her little friend at school wants to be a nurse. Douglas Pai wants to be a superhero. He is not providing additional clarification on that, but he is doing a lot of research via cartoons.